Why isn’t it appropriate to just ask someone “wanna make out with me?” like it’s appropriate to ask “wanna hang out with me” and that’s like the same but minus the great joy of hugging and kissing?
I dunno but I think people would be more happy if that would be a thing and you could answer with “yes" and don’t feel like a bad person (because you’re so easy to get bla bla bla - NO YOU’RE NOT, BUT YOU FUCKING LOVE TO HAVE FUN) and you could answer with "no" and don’t feel like a bad person and you could also answer with “no, but you can come and hang around with me" and that would also be great.
I don’t know why that’s not a thing yet.
— Elay Neal Moses (via wryer)
My dearest Fellas,
I have a big announcement to make:
Since I am owner of the book Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda - The Love Letters of F. Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald, I am in need of an F. Scott Fitzgerald!
So, I guess I need to frame it a little bit better:
If you love to write,
and you’re romantic and you love the Fitzgerald’s and the time period of 1920’s and the music
and you’re charming as Scott…
Would you want to start writing letters with me?